30. Tikvah! (Beauty and the Beast) 5/30/2020

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Tikvah
Parody By Will Smith
Original Gaston Written By
Alan Menken & Howard Ashman

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Tikvah
Looking so down in the dumps
Everyone here is thrilled for you, Tikvah
Even with quarantine grumps

There's no one in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite friend
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
So get up and we’ll make this a trend

No one’s fly like Tikvah
No one’s spry like Tikvah
No one comments as wittily wry like Tikvah
For there’s no one in town half as girly
No one can match her chutzpah
You can ask any Bill, Mike or Jerry
And they’ll tell you which girl they believe is posh! Ah!

No one's been like Tikvah
A princess like Tikvah
No one takes long bubble baths like Tikvah
As an actor, yes, she’s empowering
My, what a gal, that Tikvah!

Give five hurrahs, Give twelve hip-hips!
Tikvah is the best and the rest is all drips
Too much?
Yeah...

No one writes like Tikvah
Turns down lights like Tikvah
Watching horror movies no one frights like Tikvah
For there’s no one as pretty and geeky
As you see she’s got books everywhere
She takes delight in dressing her barbies
*Cat call whistle*
And each one is personally debonair

No one flirts like Tikvah
Matches skirts like Tikvah
When babysitting nobody blurts like Tikvah
She’s especially good at domesticating
We love our Tikvah
When she was little, she read four dozen books
Every morning to help her get smart
And now that she’s grown, she reads five dozen books
So her brain’s has grown right off the chart!

INTERLUDE – Dance Number
Tyler nieces and nephews

No one dotes -- winks those beauts ...
Then goes tromping round wearing big boots like Tikvah
Uses glitter in all of her decorating!


Say it again
Who's best of Women
Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask her fans and her five hangers-on
There's just one gal in town who's got all of it down And her name's T-I-C-K
T-i-c-k K I believe there’s another K
I should have checked, cause its your birthday and graduation and I never had to spell it our before
Tikvah!